“We’re too important to take ourselves seriously.” -Janet Cliff
According to the Discordian calendar, the year is 3189. However, according to the Gregorian calendar, it is 2023, and since 23 is a sacred Discordian number (2+3=5), this year officially belongs to Eris.
Quoth the grand folks over at PrincipiaDiscordia.com on the matter, “Buckle up.”
As with almost everything else within Discordianism, we aren’t even teased with a hint as to what we’re supposed to do with this information, or how we might prepare for 365 days of Erisian mischief. I feel like it’s safe(?) to say that the Discordian seasons will be more pronounced this year, with Chaos, Discord, Confusion, Bureaucracy, and Aftermath all living up to their names. So that’s definitely something against which to brace ourselves.
We’re going to have to pick our battles as we navigate the spectrum of weirdness, focusing as much as we can on the creative instead of granting power to the destructive.
Destructive order begets destructive disorder, and the angrier we get about not being able to control, say, inevitable inconveniences, or arguments on the Internet, the more uncontrollable those things become. Better to let sleeping apples lie in the road and direct our attention to the issues which are within our capacity to manage. Like how we react to those obstacles when we encounter them.
Page 00074 of the Principia Discordia: offers a similar, if slightly more batshit, take on the situation:
The human race will begin solving its problems on the day that it ceases taking itself so seriously.
To that end, [Paratheo-anametamystikhood of Eris Esoteric] proposes the countergame of NONSENSE AS SALVATION. Salvation from an ugly and barbarous existence that is the result of taking order so seriously and so seriously fearing contrary orders and disorder, that GAMES are taken as more important than LIFE; rather than taking LIFE AS THE ART OF PLAYING GAMES.
To this end, we propose that man develop his innate love for disorder, and play with The Goddess Eris. And know that it is a joyful play, and that thereby CAN BE REVOKED THE CURSE OF GREYFACE.
If you can master nonsense as well as you have already learned to master sense, then each will expose the other for what it is: absurdity. From that moment of illumination, a man begins to be free regardless of his surroundings. He becomes free to play order games and change them at will. He becomes free to play disorder games just for the hell of it. He becomes free to play neither or both. And as the master of his own games, he plays without fear, and therefore without frustration, and therefore with good will in his soul and love in his being.
No matter what inanities get thrown at us over the coming months, we will undoubtedly thrive and survive, provided we keep in mind that humor is just as important as seriousness, and that laughter transcends all other emotions. The more fun we can have, the more empowered we’ll be — after all, the winner is always the one who laughs last.
Happy (belated) YOLD, my Loyal Clutterbuckaroos. This year belongs to us as well, and we are going to shine.
ETA
We also just entered the Year of the Rabbit. As a Thumper with a soft spot for jackalopes, I think this is pretty cool, too.
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