Laughing in Disbelief
8. Sex toys are better than vegetables. (Part 1)
People have different tastes. There are some who would rather have a good zucchini in the crisper than use a dildo just because that’s what they’re into. Zucchini love is a matter of the heart, not the mind. However, for those of us who do not have a strong affinity for produce, it can be argued that sex toys don’t rot.
Freshness counts.
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