10 Reasons Why I Get Along With My Girlfriend’s Dildo

6. Sex toys are better than vegetables. (Part 2)

I want to start off with an exception to the rule before getting to the rule itself: If you are into cold, then vegetables may be for you.

If you’re not into the cold stuff AND are thinking about adding produce to your sex life, then give a lot of time to make sure when you take that eggplant out of the refrigerator it gets the time to reach the appropriate temperature.

Even when you think it’s warm; it’s not.