4. Dating someone in a cult means you’re dating the cult too.

I had a girlfriend who was a member of The Forum. You may know it as Erhard Seminars Training (EST). It was a grand organization where you could pay  hundreds of dollars for a weekend of enlightenment training where the teacher gets to tell you when you can go to the bathroom. Her dad was waaaaay into it. One of the teachers told me she would eventually break up with me if I didn’t join. He was right, thank my fictitious God.