3. Cults prey on you when you’re at your weakest.

Nothing gives a cult leader a hard on faster than a potential member who is experiencing a personal problem. Becuase the solution to every one of your issues is the cult. Are you overweight? The cult’s boxed lunchable program can fix that. Are you suffering from a breakup or a death in the family? Well, the cult’s weekend retreat to their compound in an undisclosed location will give you the structure that your aura craves. Are you already in a cult? Maybe you’re just in the wrong cult.