2. Cults will feed you.

When I tell people that I hung out with the Moonies off and on for a while they look at me strangely. However, when I tell them that they fed me at this awesome spaghetti dinner they were throwing at their London headquarters, I get the What were you thinking of, Andy? Didn’t it occur to you that they may have tried to drug you? look. In my defense, I never considered myself worthy of being spiritually roofied.