Roseanne Barr Is Forever Barred From Becoming President Of The United States Of America

I know what you’re thinking, Roseanne Barr just got her show cancelled for racist tweets. Why do we need to pass a ballot initiative ensuring she can never be president?

Donald Trump, that’s why.

You can never tell what ‘Merica has up its sleeve. Donald Trump is president and we live in a dystopian future where anything bad is possible. If racist Richard Spencer had a racist cat, I think evangelicals would vote for that cat if Fluffy promised to strike down Roe v Wade.