5 Things You Didn’t Want to Think About Thanks to Donald Trump

2: Frenemies?

Want a president who will go there…and even lower than there. Have you always dreamed of having a commander-in-chief with the talent to offend almost every voting block, including the 51% of the population who have had blood coming from their wherevers? Who is not afraid to insult Gold Star families, war heroes, or the disabled? Or people with weight problems?

Do you think it’s about time someone praised Vladimir Putin? Saw the good side of Saddam Hussein Muammar Gaddafi, and Bashar al-Assad? You’re in luck!

And have you ever wished that you would be able to hear a presidential candidate channel Richard Nixon? Too young to be part of Nixon’s Silent Majority? Now’s your chance!

See also: Partying Like It’s 1968.