There is a cartoon I love on The Oatmeal that depicts Godzilla going back into the ocean while flipping double birds and muttering, “Nope, nope, nope!” This post could be amptly illustrated by that cartoon. I need to buy the coffee mug of a cute kitten saying ‘Nope’ right now for those times like right freaking now! I’ve made the mistake of reading Larry Solomon’s comments at his site Biblical Gender Roles and I call them ‘When patriarchs advertise their daughters.’

Like the part in every super hero movie ever made when every imaginable villian shows up to mess with the hero lately we’re seeing something like that occuring in comments. Von Ohlman showing up on Lori Alexander’s Facebook page to drool over the notion of virgins. Now Lori’s commenter and close friend of her husband Ken has shown up at Larry’s joint to offer his young adult daughter for marriage. He’s already tried hawking her on Lori’s Facebook page replete with his email address asking for interested parties to contact him. I guess we should be happy she’s in her twenties instead of underaged like Von’s preference. Posting screencaps of the comments, Larry chiming in and the scary disgusting words of one of Larry’s most fervent readers.

Larry boy responds:

One of BGR’s regulars chimes in and it’s much worse than trying to match up daughters.

Jonadab The Rechabite:

And Larry quoting and answering this guy:

50 women to 1 man having sex outside of marriage? So are all those women having sex with each other? The fuzzy math is making my head hurt.

All of these comments are up on Larry’s last post, the one that said nasty things about the admirable lady Anna Howard Shaw.

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