Bald Guy Worried

Old Baldie is slightly worried that some readers are still not aware that Todd Unctuous and Ed Blanch are a couple of his alter egos. Let me spell it out: Todd is not a real person. Fr. Dwight writes the Todd Unctuous columns himself. He makes Todd sound as stupid as possible. Ed Blanch is also not a real person. This is done to make fun of dumb main stream media journalist and “I read an internet article so it must be true” types.