13 Incredible Pope Francis Facts the Left, Right, & Pious Media Won’t Tell You!

I can predict the media coverage of #PopeInUS will be as tired as Julius II in the painting above. Get the real news here.

The MSM, NSM, MGM, BDSM and the PSM will not cover these things, because . . .  they don’t know them.

Let’s not beat around the Burning Bush:

1. The pope might be Protestant after all. If you don’t believe see Evangelicals talking about it. Oh sorry, I lost the link.

2. Benedict was much more theologically radical.

3. Francis knows the Devil.

4. Francis makes capitalists afraid. 

5. Oreos might make him reverse his stance on capitalism.

6. The pope deals methadone.

7. Francis’s ecology in inimical to egology.

8. In America he will finally have a chance to have a personal encounter with our lord and savior Mammon.

9. Bergoglio makes blood boil.

10. He’s also been published by CULTURAL MARXISTS.

11. For some strange reason even Catholic FOX News anchors don’t like him.

12. Bergoglio, like St. Paul, likes to curse to his congregations.

13. Let’s hope the pope does break the Church.

Pass this along. These are facts your friends oughta know.