10 Reasons Why I Get Along With My Girlfriend’s Dildo

10. It’s not a competition; it’s a partnership.

When I’m dating someone new, I realize that I’m the new guy entering a pre-existing relationship with whatever sexual implements present AND my girlfriend. That may make some men feel like they are competing for the orgasmic attention. This is the wrong way to frame the situation.

It’s not me against the sex toy.

It’s me and the sex toy teaming up to achieve worthwhile goals. Sexy goals.