Laughing in Disbelief
For $25 a month Jordan Peterson will build an awesome fort out of cardboard boxes, just for you!
People tend to think Professor Peterson is only about wagging his finger and telling young people to stand up straight and to make sure their lobsters get enough exercise.
Not so!
If your father never had the time to tell you to clean up your room, then he probably neglected to build you an awesome fort made out of boxes from the back of your local Walmart. For an extra $5, Professor Peterson will paint No Fat Chicks AND No Beta Males Allowed on the door.
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