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Remember last week when we shared that lovely little missive from Lori Alexander of The Transformed Wife begging her readers to go leave positive reviews of her newest book on Amazon? Even if they hadn’t bothered to order or read the book. This went down in the roach nest that is Lori’s super duper secret chat room. Today Lori brags about flouting Amazon’s rules.

But Lori does not admit to having gamed the system. She’s acting all surprised like she is just OVERWHELMED by the love shown her for her book.

Here’s what she said:

I am receiving many good reviews about my new book Biblical Womanhood: A Study Guide. It’s my desire for women to get into the Word of God themselves, learn how God wants them to live, and begin living for Him because it not only benefits them, but their families and all who watch their example of godliness. Godly women are bright lights in the growing darkness. It’s exactly what this world needs most.

Let your speech be alway with grace, seasoned with salt, that ye may know how ye ought to answer every man.
Colossians 4:6

I am almost rolling on the floor laughing here. This has turned me into Sal Vulcano of ‘The Impractical Jokers’ falling down laughing over the utter hypocrisy of Lori. Alexander. This is one of the big things that the more insane and hateful levels of Evangelical Christianity does. Lie their derrieres off about some of the dumbest things.

You’d also think someone would not leave off letters from Bible verses either. But everyone makes those mistakes unless they have an editor.

There’s just one problem with all of Lori’s claims in her post. She’s hiding what she said to make people give her positive reviews. You cannot beg for positive reviews that violate Amazon’s own rules and then brag upon it!

Let me refresh your memory:

Oh Lori. How quickly you forget you only started getting more positive reviews after you pretty much straight up ordered your fan base to ignore the rules at Amazon and post those reviews.

Newsflash!!! If you have to wheedle, plead and martyrbate to obtain positive praise you’re pretty pathetic with the thinnest skin and some pretty significant self-hatred going on.

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Lori’s pants might feel a bit warm today….

Too bad I’m not immoral and unethical or I might ask people to post negative reviews who have not read the book. But unlike Lori I would never do that.

For bonus points Lori Alexander is apparently busily fat shaming women on her Twitter account today. She’s a laugh riot it seems.

Lori hasn’t been on Facebook since Friday either. She’s still up posting on MeWe, Twitter and Instagram. Her mod is saying it is a purposeful break from FB, but I’m betting it’s a second or possible third episode of her being in FaceBook Jail for something offensive.

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