Beards Are Now “Godly”?

Beards Are Now “Godly”? January 10, 2020

I am guessing Tim Bayly has not seen the trend of ‘Glitter Beards’ Personally I love it, have some fun with your appearance because you are not hurting anyone else by dressing up your beard any way you please. Someone stopped by NLQ and says that these are pictures of a duo known as The Gay Beards. They are fabulous!

One thing you have to admit is that Tim Bayly of “Out of Our Minds” sometimes sounds like he is out of his mind. Remember all those ‘beard-o weird-o’ posts he made over the last five years or so, trying to define what is a manly man, and what leads directly to a Whammo Slipnslide greased with dish detergent to homosexuality? He’s ranted and raged against hipster beards, skinny jeans and so many cultural things as being determinate of sexuality.

All it took was Bayly learning of an old book promoting the idea that beards are good because they are a God-given sign of secondary sexual signifiers. Something else to prove you are filled with testosterone and not girly things.

But then he links the old belief that beards protected against bad air and toothpicks with the ideas that climate change science is false. Yes, right when Africa and Australia have suffered continent-changing fires that have wreaked havoc on the species from the changing climate.

Somehow Bayly believes that Australia suffering an extinction level event is just some sort of weird coincidence instead of the catastrophic failure of man. Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it. Currently I am reading a book on the 1930’s Dust Bowl phenomenon that was entirely created by way farmers stripped the High Plains of all grass by over-farming. It’s called “The Worst Hard Time” by Timothy Egan and has echos today in many of the things we see happening around us that Tim Bayly chooses to say are just not true. Side ramble over, back to Tim and his new embrace of the weird beard thing.

Health benefits from a beard? Bayly posted a host of old ones, but really the only health benefits are –

  1. Insulation from cold weather
  2. No razor burn or infected bumps from shaving.

That’s it.

As to all this other nonsense Bayly is trying badly to link to beards, it is a stretch at best, a crazy nonsensical overreach of the desperate.

Dearest Tim, fill any of us females with enough testosterone and there would be some beard growing. The ability to grow hair on your face is only indicative of possessing large amounts of testosterone. Nothing else.


A little housekeeping. Don’t freak out if I disappear for a day or two. We’re having high winds in Guanacaste and lost power for much of yesterday. It’s starting to flicker again today and I will not be surprised if it happens again.

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Suzanne Titkemeyer went from a childhood in Louisiana to a life lived in the shadow of Washington D.C. For many years she worked in the field of social work, from national licensure to working hands on in a children's residential treatment center. Suzanne has been involved with helping the plights of women and children' in religious bondage. She is a ordained Stephen's Minister with many years of counseling experience. Now she's retired to be a full time beach bum in Tamarindo, Costa Rica with the monkeys and iguanas. She is also a thalassophile. She also left behind years in a Quiverfull church and loves to chronicle the worst abuses of that particular theology. She has been happily married to her best friend for the last 33 years. You can read more about the author here.

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