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“Has anyone seen my pizza?”
“Turn more to the right. The reception’s bad.”
Has anyone seem my satelite dish? The reception has been bad ever since…Anne
Some Bishops take the injunction about the millstone more seriously than others.
[The door flies open and Cardinal Ximinez of Spain [Palin] enters, flanked by two junior cardinals. Cardinal Biggles [Jones] has goggles pushed over his forehead. Cardinal Fang [Gilliam] is just Cardinal Fang]Ximinez: NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise…surprise and fear…fear and surprise…. Our two weapons are fear and surprise…and ruthless efficiency…. Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency…and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope…. Our *four*…no… *Amongst* our weapons…. Amongst our weaponry…are such elements as fear, surprise…. I’ll come in again.[The Inquisition exits]
That’s a wonderful and rare photo or a cardinal’s ceremonial galero actually being worn by Cardinal Josyf Slipyj, the Major Archbishop of the Ukrainian Catholic Church.Very cool.
Patron saint of vinyl LPs.
And the prize for the new Santa Claus outfit…
My thoughts exactly, Jeff. Hilarious. I thought of your Award immediately.
Honestly, I thought it was a cosplayer from an anime convention, or something I missed when I watched the “Dune” miniseries. ^_^
Not just headgear but THREE necklaces, a curtain tassel, and a feather boa!Think big!