Mainstream Media on March for Life

This just in from the mainstream media: Please take note that nothing is happening in Washington DC on Wednesday. I repeat. Nothing is happening in Washington DC on Wednesday. No protests are planned except a very small anti-choice protest in which perhaps a dozen crazy old women will be holding signs and screaming abuse. There may also be some extreme right wing wing nuts showing pictures of dead babies and committing hate crimes. Other than that nothing at all will be taking place. It will be business as usual in Washington with a quiet day at the office. Instead of reporting on this insignificant event with a few dozen crazies news outlets should as usual, report on the latest boob job of someone who once won a talent contest on TV. If that is not possible then please report on a cat up a tree which is rescued by a female firefighter somewhere in Nebraska.