The Bryan Fischer Award is given to those who display a staggering lack of self-awareness, accusing others of displaying their own worst faults. And seeing Glenn Beck rail against irresponsible journalism is the very definition of psychological projection.
I mentioned the other day that Glenn Beck has a clothing company, but they sell more than clothes. So along with your $150 blue jeans, you can also buy an $80 jug of men’s body wash. But the greatest thing of all that you can buy on the 1791 website has to be this:
Just a day after claiming that The Gay is going to round up Christians and put them into concentration camps, Glenn Beck’s Nazi Tourette’s Syndrome really kicked into high gear after that whole incident with the pizza place in Indiana. He just started sputtering madly about it.
In addition to being one of the most ridiculous players on the political stage in America, Glenn Beck is also a fashion designer (or at least employs them). He has a clothing company pretentiously named 1791 (because the connection between blue jeans and the signing of the Bill of Rights is so important). And now on Facebook he says he can make your teen daughter beautiful, as is her God-given right. And he just can’t help but be as dramatic and self-aggrandizing as he can be in the process.
After saying he was tired of politics and was going to stop focusing on it so much, Glenn Beck has picked a fight with the Republican party and, in his typically melodramatic fashion, has declared that it’s a battle to the death — and that he’ll probably be vanquished in his brave attempt at…well, something.
Glenn Beck, who has repeatedly claimed to have predicted every bad thing that has happened over the last few years, can’t even seem to get what allegedly happened just a few weeks ago right. In a Facebook posting, he claimed that Obama took Iran and Hamas off the nation’s terror list.
Oh goody! Glenn Beck has once again pulled out his trusty blackboard to deliver a weird, rambling, incoherent “explanation” of how World War III — the one he’s been predicting with completely different scenarios for a couple years now — is going to start. I love for this shit.
It comes as no surprise to me at all to find out that Glenn Beck is an anti-vaxxer. On his show this week, he went on an extended rant about the evils of vaccines, saying that the right and left should unite to oppose them. Because “common sense” (whatever the hell that is). And freedom. And…Galileo?
You know, life would be a lot easier for the Secret Muslim Kenyan Marxists of the world if only Glenn Beck was not around to expose their evil plots to the world. You can fool most of the people most of the time, but you can’t fool this guy. He knows why you support an increase in the minimum wage:
Mitt Romney and Jeb Bush are set to have a meeting in Utah and, in a truly bizarre bit on his radio show, Glenn Beck warned against the dangers of Mormons mixing their theology with politics. Mormons like…Glenn Beck, who has in the past demanded many times over that his Christian and Mormon beliefs be mixed with politics.
Glenn Beck is constantly telling his audience that he predicted everything that happens. He gets away with it because his audience is credulous and has a strong desire to believe him. Thankfully, Right Wing Watch actually tracks what he says so it can be checked. This one seems particularly amusing right now:
Glenn Beck indulges his weird penchant for bad acting and hackneyed premises with his end of year special, in which he reports from the future that 2014 was the year in which all was lost. It’s that typical Christian right nonsense about how everything went to hell and now they’re stuck in a dystopic future.
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