Let me start by sharing a John Piper  of Desiring God quote I found at Bruce Gerencser’s blog The Life and Times of Bruce Gerencser.

May I offer a heartily raised middle finger to John Piper, a man so robbed of joy that he has to be a buzz killing killjoy on the most American of holidays instead of just wishing everyone a happy Thanksgiving.

So I’m going to do it for him. Happy Thanksgiving folks! Eat your food, candy your yams and watch a ton of football. May you avoid fights with relatives and may the more religious ones behave themselves.

Now for the turkey that is new dad for the sixth time and sex pest Josh Duggar:

May we all get the perp walk we’ve been waiting for in this thing. If this is remotely true I hope which ever Duggar man arrested goes to jail for one really long time and is forbidden to be around kids forever. It might not be Josh, but if history holds any influence on now it’s likely this is Josh.

Whenever the British newspapers start dubbing Josh the ‘Sex Pest’ I have the sudden desire to sing Tom Jones “Sex Bomb” with new lyrics.

Enjoy.

When did figure skating get so strange? I don’t know who choreographed this for Evgeni Plushenko but it’s pretty funny.

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