Friday Follies – Dastardly Duggar Doings, Doug Wilson Comedian & Lori Alexander Thinks All Feminists are Lesbians

Friday Follies – Dastardly Duggar Doings, Doug Wilson Comedian & Lori Alexander Thinks All Feminists are Lesbians January 24, 2020
They should have had rule #23 there – “Don’t molest your sisters and porn stars” on the list

I just could not pick one topic today.  Too much weirdness from Lori Alexander finding out that Anthony Paul “Dream” “Beach Muscles” Johnson was no Christian, to watching Doug Wilson bloviate, and seeing how wrong my least favorite Duggar fan/fansite Pickles and Hairspray, can be.

The Duggars

First up, Britain’s The Sun got the wrong end of the stick on today’s story about the Duggars. They seem to think that Duggar friend and fellow miscreant Caleb Williams is courting Jana Duggar. This has been debunked many times now. That’s something we’ve seen zero evidence of. It is known that Jana has apparently turned down potential suitors so far, and is unmarried, uncourted and unengaged at 30.

Caleb is getting a disgracefully short sentence for serial sexual abuse of a girl starting when she was between the ages of 13 and 17 years old and continuing on until she ended up pregnant.  He got 62 days of jail time, most of which will be spent on ‘work release.’ What the heck, Illinois? Is that really fitting punishment for a grown man committing statutory rape? Why so lax on sex offenders.  I am guessing they would have given Josh Duggar zero time for his crimes. Silly Duggar story written just to hook in readers and Pickles helped. (Eta: corrected the misinformation I pulled from the UK article. Something about seeing the briny cucumber lady’s name sets my vinegary blood boiling and I am not rational. Years ago I bumped heads with her over some very racist statements against Muslims.)

Doug Wilson

Haven’t quoted Wilson here in a while. Manly because he now seems determined to be a bad comedian. He’s written a piece that is not clearly marked parody unless you look at the tag at the bottom that sums up his racist Trump supporting views. It’s a piece titled “Our Scheduling Secretary Regrets Error” and involves a democrat mixing up “Black Lives Matter” and the “Bureau of Land Management” to his idea of hilarious effect. In other words not funny and quite racist.

“What they actually heard was testimony from Katisha Johnson from Black Lives Matter (BLM).

Johnson opened with an aggressive statement, accusing the committee of luxuriating in their white privilege, and saying that someone really ought to come in and shoot them all.”

This is just racist and not funny! Doug does not have a clue that Black Lives Matter exists because of racial stereotyping and hatred like his! This is not what they do.

But after reading the few weird snippets from his “Let’s talk crap about everyone else in church” book “Evangellyfish” I believe it is going on my NLQ reading list for a review. Look that these crazy semi-comic attempts by Wilson to be clever.

“This part of town had their crazy pastors too, but they mainly operated out of storefronts with names like Knee Deep in Glory Gospel Center. And some of their pastors had tattoos, but these were just tattoos that said, ‘I was in the Navy once, before I met Jesus,’ instead of the uptown ecclesiastical version that said, ‘I am desperate to accessorize my iPad.”

And….

“The customer was just frustrated with his deteriorating motor skills, but I think the way he smelled had something to do with that—he smelled like living downwind of three Kentucky bourbon plants.”

Lori Alexander

Yesterday many people reached out to Lori Alexander about her notion that Anthony Paul “Dream” “Beach Muscles” Johnson was Christian and that she approved of his “Make Women Great Again” Conference. Lori has apparently heeded those that reached out and started to back down from her support. But…. she’s kept up all of promotion pieces for the conference even after finding that Johnson loves to sleep with prostitutes and other disgusting ideas. She needs to go much farther than merely admitting someone might have a point about him not being a Christian. I know one thing Johnson has done and done well, tickled Lori’s ears and deceived her, the very thing she accuses female teachers of doing that she herself does.

But then this pops up on my Facebook page. It’s from a Lori supporter named  Bill and boy did the Mgtow guys bring the toxic  on the post about “Make Women Great Again”. A few selections.

So Billy boy is calling for an armed insurrection against what he perceives as “Evil Lesbians”? Good luck with that, but shouldn’t this guy be on some nutbar government watchlist somewhere with Steven Anderson and Larry Solomon?

Then there’s Blair..

Dear Lori, please make up your mind. Are you for or against women? Please take down your links to the “Make Women Great Again” conference and stop allowing these demented, very flawed, weak, destructive women haters room on your site.

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  • Nea

    “I have women show interest in me…”

    Citation needed.

  • Allison the Great

    My thoughts exactly. I wonder if this is the same guy that said that women were driving $50k cars while only making $8/hour. Clearly this man does not understand how money works.

  • Susan Montgomery

    “I have women show interest in me…”

    I’m guessing this “interest” often involves pepper spray. Either that or he thinks “have a nice day” is the same as “I want your funky love thang.”

  • Aloha 2

    I’m stymied by this new vocabulary word. What is a ” hardcore lesbian2″?

  • Aloha 2

    I’m stymied by this new vocabulary word. What is a ” hard-c0re lezzbian”?

  • Allison the Great

    Yeah I don’t understand why they used that either. Are lesbians2 who wear makeup and skirts less homosexual than the ones who don’t ?

  • Raging Bee

    They’re smiling at him and then calling his love thang “funky”…and he hates it when women tell him to bathe!

  • Raging Bee

    Middle-Aged Man Yells at N@ked S1utty-Looking Cloud — film at 11…

  • Brian Curtis

    Here’s a random thought: Given how absolutely obsessed Lori & Co are with women’s sexual purity and ‘slutty2’ behavior, and controlling young women’s sexual innocence at all costs… How come they keep complaining that feminists are ‘lesbian2s,’ rather than ‘slut2s’?
    .
    The answer is pretty obvious, of course… they know that charge would make feminism way more appealing.

  • frostysnowman

    It’s going to be the name of my new band, I can tell you that.

  • frostysnowman

    Duggar Rules:
    #7 – Be grateful for how God made you – unless you’re gay, or trans, or…you get the point.
    #13 – Don’t gossip! But it’s not gossip if it’s a prayer request 😉

  • Nea

    I like the 3-4 disconnect: praise everyone around you – but don’t dare take praise from the people around you!

  • Nea

    That Duggar list is quite the sermon on browbeating and negging, isn’t it? Don’t admit your emotions. Don’t accept praise, but do accept blame. Work until you drop. You always come last. You aren’t allowed to have emotional or mental needs; if you think you do, figure out what God gave you to deal with them and don’t bother anyone else about it. Don’t gossip or say anything bad about your brother touching you in the no-no place.

  • Tawreos

    So Billy boy is calling for an armed insurrection against what he perceives as “Evil Lesbian2s”? Good luck with that…

    He is going to need a lot more than luck to pull that off.

  • swbarnes2

    Hierarchical thinking; the little people give respect, but are to expect none from others.

  • Lucy

    Probably the latter. That or he convinces himself that “have a nice day”=interest.

  • Saraquill

    The statement about evil 1esbians sounds like that one guy on the train who said 1esbians kill3d Ghengis Khan.

  • Michael Neville

    “Hey, baby, want a good time? If you’ve got a fifty I’ll be nifty.”

  • Jim Jones

    > Why so lax on sex offenders.

    He isn’t black?

    Outrage After Teen Gets 10 Years for ‮larO‬ Sex With Girl

    Genarlow Wilson, a 17-year-old Georgia high school football star and honor student, received a mandatory 10-year prison sentence for aggravated child molestation.

    His crime: receiving consensual ‮laro‬ sex from a 15-year-old female schoolmate.

  • Jim Jones

    So . . . Donald Trump rule?

  • Jim Jones

    Two ‮snaibsel‬? Conjoined twins?

  • AFo

    These sad men just can’t admit that they’ve had no success with women because women find them repulsive. No, it has to be because we’re all secret lesbians2 or married temptresses who wear tight clothes to seduc2e strange men for giggles. If I rolled my eyes any harder, they’d fall out of my head.

  • Erik1986

    “Katisha Johnson.” What the? Road show version of “The Hot Mikado?”

  • Suzanne Harper Titkemeyer

    I know! It blows my mind because its pretty obvious the problem is the creepy weirdness of the men

  • PrettyPagan

    So… number 11 of the Duggars’ rules then. Serve others with sincere motives & no intentions of self-gain??? The DUGGARS??? And also “think pure thoughts”? Yet Jim-Bob & Michelle dry-hump in public & are always coming out with sexual innuendos. I guess it doesn’t count if you do it for the love of Gothard. A bit like it doesn’t count if your eldest son molests his sisters. Hypocrites.

  • Jennifer

    You have these people nailed so thoroughly, you could write a book about it.

  • The Jack of Sandwich

    What’s wrong with nakedness?
    Literally the first thing God ever got angry about was Adam and Eve putting on clothes.

  • SAO

    My guess is any woman he deems to be a slut2 (99% of all women) who offers a polite smile, asks a simple question (where’s the cereal aisle) or just makes eye contact for a nanosecond is ‘showing interest’ in him. When a female checkout clerk says ‘thank you, have a nice day’ it’s code for ‘I want your body.’

  • Mel

    CP/QF keeps sliding towards FLDS. FLDS ran into the same problem – people were supposed to be sweet, loving and praising, but accepting praise tended to make people show some level of self-esteem and everyone knows that a good person is supposed to be a morass of self-doubt and a doormat for the men in power to abuse.

    Eventually, someone came up with the solution that all praise was supposed to be redirected by the recipient to their “priesthood head” (which is either their father or husband) by saying something like “It’s all because of my priesthood head” or something like that.

    Outside of the psychological problems, this habit of deflecting praise actually moves people away from true humility and modesty. True humility is a honest reflection of the strengths and weaknesses within a person. Minimizing a real strength isn’t humility; it’s often a form of pride.

  • Mel

    Quid pro quo must not be self-gain since the Duggars are known for attempting to trade publicity at local restaurants for free food. (Because national TV time is totally useful in tiny towns *rolls eyes*)

  • Friend

    QUESTION FOR MEN: When you see a woman with pants spray painted on, do you look at her hindquarters because they are decorated with rhinestones?

    Please respond soonest.

  • Friend

    QUESTIONS FOR WOMEN: Do you decorate your spray-on pants with rhinestones? If so, do you think in advance, “These will scratch every chair I sit on”?

    I remain your most humble and obed’t servant1, etc.

  • Suzanne Harper Titkemeyer

    Reminds me of this song from Saturday Night Live – Jizzed2 In My Pants
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY

  • Mimc

    That’s exactly what I was thinking. If he thinks married women are constantly flirting with b him at the grocery store he probably doesn’t know how to tell flirting from just being a nice person.

  • Roosh, is that you?

  • NikkiofAmystika

    Re: random married women showing interest in Blair-if it’s even happening in the first place (which seems doubtful), could the women and their husbands be polyamorous and looking for a third?

  • 24CaratHooligan

    No but I do stick them on my crevices and protrusions.

  • Raging Bee

    Heaven Forefend! That would truly make poor Blair’s head explode, in both directions at once, ifyouknowwhatimean…

  • Raging Bee

    Would you really want to be a most humble and obed’t servant1 to someone who wears spray-on pants with rhinestones? Be careful what you wish for…

  • Raging Bee

    Of course I do, because that’s a great excuse to look at her — oops, I mean I judge her quality by that of the rhinestones decorating her bum! Totally rational!

  • Raging Bee

    Lesbians2 who really REALLY HATE MEN MORE THAN MOST ACTUAL LESBIAN2S ONE IS LIKELY TO MEET?

  • Aloha 2

    Or lesbian2s who don’t just like girls, but REAAAALLY like girls.

  • AJ

    “I have women show interest in me when I am out at the stores”
    I don’t think the cashier is trying to get into your pants, sorry.

  • texassa

    I’ll proactively apologize for the arrogance of these claims, but I’m making them in case they help clear things up for anyone. I am an attractive, fit, fun, nice, educated, smart and interesting woman with no tattoos, a significant(ly positive) net worth, great career, and a home and car of my own. I mow the lawn, trim the trees, pay the bills, shop, cook, clean, write thank you notes and help my husband with his business. I am and have always been heterosexual. I believe in the Christ of the Gospels and his message of self-evaluation and love. I volunteer, donate, and help my neighbors. I love our families. I dress conservatively for work. I keep our home beautiful and festively decorated throughout the seasons.

    I am a feminist. I have been a proud feminist since the moment I understood what it meant. I will die a feminist. My husband is a feminist. Every decent person I know with a functional brain who knows what feminism is is a feminist. Anybody who tries to demonize feminism is either ignorant, stupid, or an intentional misogynist. And none of those things are worthy of being proud.