Trump’s Spiritual Advisor Paula White Calls For Wholesale Abortion and Armageddon

Trump’s Spiritual Advisor Paula White Calls For Wholesale Abortion and Armageddon January 27, 2020
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Paula White, Trump’s rather out there spiritual advisor looks like she’s about to imbibe in a spiritual hamburger. If only that was the wackiest thing about her. Lately she’s taken her not very Biblical prosperity gospel into some rather offensive territory. She called for this:

““We cancel every surprise, from the witchcraft… any spirit of control, any Jezebel… We come against the marine kingdom, we come against the animal kingdom… we break the power in the name of Jesus… We command any satanic pregnancies to miscarry right now.”

“We declare that anything that’s been conceived in satanic wombs, that it will miscarry, it will not be able to carry forth any plan of destruction, any plan of harm,” White said before an auditorium of congregants.

Dear Paula, what did Flipper ever do to you? Or any animal?

Satanic wombs? Is that even a thing? You young folks and your trendy ways that confuse an old lady. White has claimed since that she was speaking metaphorically, not literally, that she was not calling for the spontaneous abortion of non-Christian mothers babies.  I don’ know, the language is pretty wrong no matter  what your stance on abortion is. White is one of the Evangelicals yelling the loudest to end abortion now yet asking Jesus to inflict it upon her enemies.

This all happened on a week when her Lord and Savior, oops, I mean President Trump did something no other president has done, attending the March For Life annual protest in Washington. D.C. Let’s see, on one hand you have someone that deeply opposes abortion calling for spontaneous abortions of others while advising our President. A president that is rumored to have asked up to 30 different women to have abortions. Sounds pretty par for the course from here.

And it turns out this is not even close to the wackiest thing said by Ms. White. She’s been recently slavering over the idea of bringing on the Apocalypse, presaging the return of Jesus. This is pretty standard Evangelical thinking, and the driving force behind their support of Israel, not their love of Judaism. White said this, which sounds like someone begging for a nice long stay in a padded cell might spout.

“God came to me last night and showed me a vision of Trump riding alongside Jesus on a horse made of gold and jewels,” said White in Charisma, a fundie publication. “This means he will play a critical role in Armageddon as the United States stands alongside Israel in the battle against Islam.”

White is hardly alone in this thought. This is something hard promoted recently to Jack Van Impe, Pat Robertson, Jim Bakker and that man with such fragile masculinity that he had to beat a dachshund to feel “manly” Dr. Dobson of Focus on the Family are promoting the exact same dangerous ideas. The difference is that they have zero influence over what has to be the most sway-able and easy to manipulate presidents of modern times. She could be whispering that nonsense right straight into Trump’s ear while Secretary of State Mike Pompeo (also pushing the same scenario) is  whispering into the other one, pushing our nation inexorably closer to a world-wide annihilation and that nuclear winter.

It’s no surprise that Trump is enchanted enough with White to make her his official spiritual advisor as part of the White House Office of Public Liaison. She’s an attractive blonde, she’s one of the foremost promoter of that uniquely American version of Jesus known as the “Prosperity Gospel” – something likely to appeal to Trump and others without a deeper understanding of what Jesus preached.

Is Paula White someone to be looked up to? Not from where I am sitting. She did not graduate from any legitimate Christian educational system. She’s been known from day one to be babbling out what seems like unlikely stories about her faith. Her personal behavior leaves a lot to think about as well. From the Gospel Coalition

“White was married and had a child when she met Randy White, an associate pastor at the church she was attending. Randy was also married and had three children. Paula and Randy divorced their spouses and married each other in 1989. In 1991, Paula and Randy started a church called South Tampa Christian Center. Because the church only had five members and could not afford to pay the Whites, the couple “lived on government assistance and the kindness of others.” By 2006, however, the church—now dubbed Without Walls International Church—claimed to have 20,000 people, making it the seventh-largest congregation in the United States. A year later, the couple announced to the church they were getting a divorce.”

Multiple divorces? Maybe she is the right pastor for Trump? Loves to tell some big whopper lies too.

” White teaches that “salvation includes healing” and that physical healing and financial abundance in this life are provided for in the atonement of Christ. Linne also noted that White frequently makes false claims while saying she is speaking for God”

And this one is straight  from Paula White’s own website going farther than hinting at financial blessings if you just give to her:

“I Prophetically Decree and Declare Deliverance & Prosperity are Yours in 2019. This is the Year YOU Inherit YOUR Promised Land!”

With obedience to this first-fruits instruction and your faith, I believe your purpose, your year, your prosperity, and power will release blessing upon your entire year! Amen! And I declare the weight you have been carrying is lifted, let every yoke break off you NOW. For I decree you are about to INHERIT your Promised Land! 2019 is a year of deliverance and prosperity for you. It begins right now with the biblical principle of First Fruits.”

If President Trump wants spiritual advice so he can formulate the best policies for our nation there are tons of better options that a show-boating narcissist in love with money  that is Paula White.

I am not a Trump fan, but I am a lover of our country. Whoever our president is needs to be surrounded by people with wisdom, real wisdom, and the kind of morals that protect the helpless, the hopeless and everyone else. I want Trump to succeed, to be the best, do the best, to quote Melania “Be Best” This ain’t that!

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  • Martin Penwald

    Libby-Anne from Love, Joy and Feminism did some research, and it seems that this notion of “satanic pregnancy” appears among some pentecoastal groups as a way for Satan to hurt people. The result of such “pregnancy” is a misfortune, not a child in any sense of the term.
    But it’s a very convoluted way of stating that, so White desserves to be called on her statements. She should know that this particular use of “pregnancy” wouldn’t be understood by anyone except a small group.

  • Jennifer

    Totally agree about White, she’s daffy and needs to be removed from any big platform.

  • Whitney Currie

    Paula White is a horrible person. She’s happy to flaunt her own wealth and just fine with the idea she gets to play queen of the castle while others are fighting to get a decent meal and a blanket to sleep under. The only person she cares about is herself; so it’s hardly a surprise she’s fine with the idea of her god aborting any fetuses she doesn’t like. She has no empathy, compassion, kindness, or love for anyone other than herself. In other words, she’s exactly what you’d expect from a Trump appointed Spiritual Adviser.

  • Som

    I am surprise that Paula White has not read the Bible Verse that says Women should not teach.

  • Friend

    Yes, she has been horribly1 misunderstood [eyeroll]. But words mean what they mean, and a prominent Jesuit also missed her original meaning:

    James Martin, a Jesuit priest and editor-at-large of America magazine, also weighed in on the controversy1 on Twitter, saying “no one should ever pray for any woman to miscarry1.”

    “No one should ever pray for evil1 or harm1 to befall another person. Jesus asked us to pray for our persecutors1, not to curse1 them. To love our neighbors as ourselves,” he also said, adding: “No pregnancies1 are satanic1. Every child is a gift from God.”

    Strange to see a Jesuit on the same side as Right Wing Watch: https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/480039-trumps-spiritual-adviser-responds-to-backlash-after-sermon

  • Friend

    So… is this how we erase Jeremiah Wright?

  • Jezebel’sOlderSister

    She can read?

  • Jezebel’sOlderSister

    Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

  • Jezebel’sOlderSister

    She’s worse than daffy. That’s the problem.

  • Bob Jase

    Death cultists love death, just that simple.

  • Tawreos

    Sorry, she can’t you over the sound of the dump trucks taking her cash to the bank. Try again later.

  • Raging Bee

    Jibberish for Jesus!

  • Raging Bee

    In fairness, Libby Anne of LJF has published an article admitting, after some research, that White’s blithering about “satanic pregnancies” does NOT refer to actual pregnancies or actual babies. Turns out “satanic pregnancies” is Christianese for a TOTALLY DIFFERENT KIND of worse-than-useless b@tsh1t craziness. Who knew?

  • Jezebel’sOlderSister

    I thought that was speaking in tongues?

  • Tawreos

    I think she is making a smart move. She uses language that she knows news outlets are going to jump all over making sure her message goes further than it normally would. She calls for something hateful in Jesus’ name. Now when people make a stink about what she said it can be easily spun into those people hating the sound of the name of Jesus because they know their plans are thwarted. Never underestimate their power to deceive themselves.

  • Jezebel’sOlderSister

    With new technology, they can tell at conception if the fetus is Christian (holds hands in prayer), Buddhist (fetus is in full lotus position), Muslim (kneeling, facing Mecca), or Satanist (flashes devil horns with his hands, while rocking out).

  • Tawreos

    And what does it say about those of us that kicked at the outside world in an effort to keep it away?

  • Tawreos

    I would think that if there were actually demons scheming and plotting against this world like she thinks they do, that they would have learned of the whole “In Jesus name” thing and accounted for it. How many millennia would anyone here need before you start accounting for some random person name dropping Jesus and spoiling your plans? If it was that easy to bust up all of your evil plans and there was no way to counter it, would you still be making those evil plans as anything more than a fun mental exercise? Chances are good all of the demons would have moved on to other things by now like knitting sweaters with filthy sayings in them. I guess that if christians won’t allow themselves to grow then their enemies aren’t allowed to either.

  • Friend

    In my home town we used to yell “Malocchio!” at each other all the time. In jest. Because we were kids. We never actually yelled this in front of any Italian grandmothers…

  • Suzanne Harper Titkemeyer

    I realize that. It’s clear she’s not trying to abort babies, but words matter, the words we use matter. Besides, I’m still trying to figure out what she has against dolphins, whales and fish.

  • Gussie FinkNottle

    OTOH, maybe He1l is like the DMV and they have no interest in making improvements even if it would make their jobs easier.

  • AFo

    The “marine kingdom?” Did she think “Aquaman” was a documentary? That part stood out to me. The hypocrisy, grifting, and cruelty towards anyone different are, sadly, par for the course for this crowd.

  • Suzanne Harper Titkemeyer

    If she does not want Aquaman (Jason Momoa) she can always pass him over to me, satanic or not

  • Saraquill

    The Cheeto has a spiritual advisor? I’m not surprised she had “false prophet” written all over her, but isn’t Cheeto as amoral and heathen as they come?

  • Saraquill

    I did see a $900 sweater, very plain except for “mamacita” knitted on the front.

  • Saraquill

    Would it be mean of me to hope most of her cash is Monopoly money?

  • B.A.

    Nope!

  • B.A.

    They’re 2 peas in a pod.

  • AFo

    She won’t want him… He has long hair and tattoos, lives a boho lifestyle, and is *gasp* not white. Something tells me his charm would be wasted on her…

  • frostysnowman

    Love it!

  • Whitney Currie

    Paula White may not have meant the whole aborting babies thing the way she said it, but trying to speak in code on national television that way means she deserves whatever blow-back she gets. So far as I know, she wasn’t under any threat of death, and her special meaning for the word ‘abortion’ is just her craziness leaking through; anyone who goes around referring to witchcraft as though it actually works doesn’t get to play with the words like they’re toys.

  • Jenn H

    Is it just me, or are these con artists getting louder and wackier? If they are it seems to be working for them.

  • Barry Duke

    All I can say is that I am delighted that the screenshot I grabbed of White appears to have gone viral. https://media0.giphy.com/media/3o7abrE7ZDWOzR3HoI/giphy.gif

  • Suzanne Harper Titkemeyer

    You grabbed that?? Bravado! It’s the best one I’ve seen and the internet is having a blast with it.

  • Barry Duke

    Best piece of work I did all week. Thank you for using it – and for your damn good post!

  • Barry Duke

    A Chick-Fil-A. Naturally, what else could it be?

  • paganheart

    I always thought the DMV was a portal to 2hell….

  • paganheart

    White is just as amoral and heathen as he-who-shall-not-be-named. She’s a phony, a con artist, a liar, and a thief, just like him.

  • Why do I suddenly remember that former German Chancellor, who said: Got visions? Go see a doctor!
    (For those who are interested in German politics: it was Helmut Schmidt, who said that.)

  • Jennifer

    That might be a QF baby.

  • Jennifer

    I think you won the Internet there, Jez.

  • Jennifer

    To be fair, Joan of Arc and Harriet Tubman also had visions. But they were humble women from rough backgrounds who were very self-sacrificial, while she’s a prosperity preacher, soo..

  • persephone

    For a while on Supernatural, Hell was standing in line 24/7. Then, when you got to the front, you were informed that you have forgotten something and hard to start over.

  • I don’t know what the facts were, but Paula White and Benny Hinn were rumored to be an item. https://www.christianpost.com/news/benny-hinn-sued-by-publisher-over-alleged-relationship-with-paula-white.html

  • Saraquill

    Doctors have 5hat upon me enough for my various quirks.

  • TheBookOfDavid

    Given the fact that she does not know what words mean, my guess is Inconceivable Whopper.

  • Nightflyer

    I would demand that all the mothers in this condition be re-named “Rosemary.”