Paula White, Trump’s rather out there spiritual advisor looks like she’s about to imbibe in a spiritual hamburger. If only that was the wackiest thing about her. Lately she’s taken her not very Biblical prosperity gospel into some rather offensive territory. She called for this:

““We cancel every surprise, from the witchcraft… any spirit of control, any Jezebel… We come against the marine kingdom, we come against the animal kingdom… we break the power in the name of Jesus… We command any satanic pregnancies to miscarry right now.”

“We declare that anything that’s been conceived in satanic wombs, that it will miscarry, it will not be able to carry forth any plan of destruction, any plan of harm,” White said before an auditorium of congregants.

Dear Paula, what did Flipper ever do to you? Or any animal?

Satanic wombs? Is that even a thing? You young folks and your trendy ways that confuse an old lady. White has claimed since that she was speaking metaphorically, not literally, that she was not calling for the spontaneous abortion of non-Christian mothers babies. I don’ know, the language is pretty wrong no matter what your stance on abortion is. White is one of the Evangelicals yelling the loudest to end abortion now yet asking Jesus to inflict it upon her enemies.

This all happened on a week when her Lord and Savior, oops, I mean President Trump did something no other president has done, attending the March For Life annual protest in Washington. D.C. Let’s see, on one hand you have someone that deeply opposes abortion calling for spontaneous abortions of others while advising our President. A president that is rumored to have asked up to 30 different women to have abortions. Sounds pretty par for the course from here.

And it turns out this is not even close to the wackiest thing said by Ms. White. She’s been recently slavering over the idea of bringing on the Apocalypse, presaging the return of Jesus. This is pretty standard Evangelical thinking, and the driving force behind their support of Israel, not their love of Judaism. White said this, which sounds like someone begging for a nice long stay in a padded cell might spout.

“God came to me last night and showed me a vision of Trump riding alongside Jesus on a horse made of gold and jewels,” said White in Charisma, a fundie publication. “This means he will play a critical role in Armageddon as the United States stands alongside Israel in the battle against Islam.”

White is hardly alone in this thought. This is something hard promoted recently to Jack Van Impe, Pat Robertson, Jim Bakker and that man with such fragile masculinity that he had to beat a dachshund to feel “manly” Dr. Dobson of Focus on the Family are promoting the exact same dangerous ideas. The difference is that they have zero influence over what has to be the most sway-able and easy to manipulate presidents of modern times. She could be whispering that nonsense right straight into Trump’s ear while Secretary of State Mike Pompeo (also pushing the same scenario) is whispering into the other one, pushing our nation inexorably closer to a world-wide annihilation and that nuclear winter.

It’s no surprise that Trump is enchanted enough with White to make her his official spiritual advisor as part of the White House Office of Public Liaison. She’s an attractive blonde, she’s one of the foremost promoter of that uniquely American version of Jesus known as the “Prosperity Gospel” – something likely to appeal to Trump and others without a deeper understanding of what Jesus preached.

Is Paula White someone to be looked up to? Not from where I am sitting. She did not graduate from any legitimate Christian educational system. She’s been known from day one to be babbling out what seems like unlikely stories about her faith. Her personal behavior leaves a lot to think about as well. From the Gospel Coalition

“White was married and had a child when she met Randy White, an associate pastor at the church she was attending. Randy was also married and had three children. Paula and Randy divorced their spouses and married each other in 1989. In 1991, Paula and Randy started a church called South Tampa Christian Center. Because the church only had five members and could not afford to pay the Whites, the couple “lived on government assistance and the kindness of others.” By 2006, however, the church—now dubbed Without Walls International Church—claimed to have 20,000 people, making it the seventh-largest congregation in the United States. A year later, the couple announced to the church they were getting a divorce.”

Multiple divorces? Maybe she is the right pastor for Trump? Loves to tell some big whopper lies too.

” White teaches that “salvation includes healing” and that physical healing and financial abundance in this life are provided for in the atonement of Christ. Linne also noted that White frequently makes false claims while saying she is speaking for God”

And this one is straight from Paula White’s own website going farther than hinting at financial blessings if you just give to her:

“I Prophetically Decree and Declare Deliverance & Prosperity are Yours in 2019. This is the Year YOU Inherit YOUR Promised Land!”

With obedience to this first-fruits instruction and your faith, I believe your purpose, your year, your prosperity, and power will release blessing upon your entire year! Amen! And I declare the weight you have been carrying is lifted, let every yoke break off you NOW. For I decree you are about to INHERIT your Promised Land! 2019 is a year of deliverance and prosperity for you. It begins right now with the biblical principle of First Fruits.”

If President Trump wants spiritual advice so he can formulate the best policies for our nation there are tons of better options that a show-boating narcissist in love with money that is Paula White.

I am not a Trump fan, but I am a lover of our country. Whoever our president is needs to be surrounded by people with wisdom, real wisdom, and the kind of morals that protect the helpless, the hopeless and everyone else. I want Trump to succeed, to be the best, do the best, to quote Melania “Be Best” This ain’t that!

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