Would Larry Solomon Kill Himself if He Were a Woman?

Would Larry Solomon Kill Himself if He Were a Woman? February 13, 2020

Larry’s “Biblical Gender Roles” are about as useful and real as mermaids and centaurs.

So Larry didn’t really say that. He just named  one of his awful screeds on why women suck but he cannot keep his manly parts out of them. Larry got it from a commenter that  pointed out how depressing and demeaning Larry’s theology is, that he’d kill himself if he was a woman.

Yesterday afternoon I finally got my internet back and was coming here to post something so incredibly awful by Larry comparing women to pigs. But I was felled by a big bout of low blood pressure and just went to bed at 4 pm. It happens. It’s the dumb asthma.

What did Larry say to kick off his recent female blame-a-thon? This.

“How often do we hear from women “men are pigs!” and usually this is in reference to men being slobs or men acting in what may or may not be inappropriate sexual ways toward women. But did you know the Bible exhorts women not to act like pigs? In Proverbs 11:22 the Bible says “As a jewel of gold in a swine’s snout, so is a fair woman which is without discretion”.

When a woman speaks out of place that is a woman without discretion. An example would be when a woman’s father or husband are speaking with a group of people and the woman interjects with an opinion that contradicts her father or her husband.

A woman who says whatever she wants, whenever she wants and however, she wants to say it is a pig.”

Larry accompanied this charming missive with a photo of pigs wallowing in mud, in complete contrast to the reality that pigs are quite intelligent and rather clean.

At least pigs are pretty awesome when compared to some barnyard mannered men. Women sometimes use the pig generalization to point to guys that would live like bears with furniture. This is what happens if the women in their lives didn’t insist on napkins, ‘please’ and ‘thank you’, and using coasters on wooden furniture. It’s for their own good, for the betterment of everyone, but male brains aren’t always wired to do the civilized thing in a patriarchal society sadly enough.

Sorry, but putting your muddy feet on the sofa and surrounding yourself in a sea of detritus is likely to make the lady in your life call you a pig. Please don’t do that.

What Larry – boy fails to mention is that women speaking over men is not the problem. It’s a problem when ANYONE does this to anyone else, men, women, children, aliens, krakens, robots, Mr. Ed the Talking Horse, it does not matter what form of sentient being, or sex that they are. Anyone else talking over someone else is pure and simply abusive and disrespectful. Larry thinks it’s only happening with women. Wrong-o again.

But then we end up here today, with a likely catfished comment to Larry designed to get a rise out of him, and make him rant. It worked.

“Why do you guys feel the need to be superior then woman in literally EVERYTHING. It’s like woman can’t catch a break! I’m not trying to be rude as I’m only twelve. Why is this discussion important? Shouldn’t we be talking about God instead of another disadvantage of getting the trash gender? I’d hate to be born female. I would’ve cut of my genitals if I had to. Just so I would get the gender that gets have a relationship with God. Please, Larry just explain to me. Why? Why do woman have to be inferior? Why do they need to be second class. Imagine this, being born with something that you couldn’t control and you having to be nothing more then an object. I’d rather kill myself having to have that gender.”

What Larry does not tell the poor kid that wrote this is that the very reason Larry et al are obsessed with denying, denigrating and treating women like dirt is their own poorly formed inner selves. Powerless little beta males going ‘Yes, dear’ to the wife, yet saying these horrible things about women online are as common as sparrows. Self esteem so lowly that they must take it out on the women around them online. But not in real life. I’m still not convinced that Larry isn’t a hen-pecked, harried and harrassed milquetoast in real life.

“This is why God made men with more muscle mass, more logical and systemizing natures as well as being more aggressive and competitive. All of these attributes represent the image of God in man. Woman was given her shared human attributes with man not to represent God with her life, but rather to make her a suitable companion for man. This was meant to picture how all of mankind is weaker than God and needs his strength, his provision and his leadership.”

I guess Larry missed that part in Genesis where God said both women and men were created in His image. Twisting scripture again to fit his sour little need to self-aggrandize a tiny inferior inner self.

“Lastly, regarding your feeling that you would want to kill yourself if you were a woman if this is God’s design for woman. This is a message I receive all the time. Probably about once a week at least. The reason for your feelings is because you have been raised in a humanist culture where equality, rather than duty is it is highest value. If a person does not have equal rights and privileges with another person than they are being said to be treated as less than human and their life does not have value.

This is why many today, reason that is better to abort a child that will have some physical disability or be born to an impoverished family. Because after all, if they will not be equal in their physical abilities and equal in their lifestyle to others, what is the point of the life?”

Whoever suggested abortion as a remedy for poverty? This is not at all one of the major reasons people chose abortion. Abortion is a terrible choice, made even more difficult by idiot rock throwers who have never had to make such a tragic choice. And aborting for a child with a significant birth defect is sometimes kinder than bringing a child into this world who will only know pain during its short tormented life. Please, if you’ve never had to walk in those particular shoes hold your judgement of what you would do, because you just do not know which way you would go.

But this abortion talk of Larry’s is just another distraction, and has nothing to do at all with his constant disrespect of women.

If Larry is receiving this message all the time he needs to give it some thought as to why that would be. Surely he cannot fail to realize that if you constantly keep up a demeaning, disgusting, degrading stream of messages about women someone will notice, and notice you hate women. Others notice when you must put women down to try and inflate your own low self esteem.

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