Bob Ross: Soothing TV painter, guru to Millennials, and a ghost hawking Mountain Dew. A postmodern capitalism horror show. Purity. Sounds. Avoidance and/or acceptance of darkness. The roaring 20s will lead to a new war. Bob Ross paints and then drinks a bottle of Mountain Dew: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRrWjdO9NVQ Paula Abdul dances with Gene Kelly for Diet Coke: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ok5O3iXCv88 Alston Ramsay, “Sex, Deceit, and Scandal: The Ugly War Over Bob Ross’ Ghost”: https://yhoo.it/2Sf0Dej Bob Ross, “Island in the Wilderness”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLWEXRAnQd0 Bob Ross, “Secluded Bridge”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrAMRxBB5KI Thomas Kincaid, The Painter of Light: https://bit.ly/3ikPlQj Daniel Siedell, “The Dark Light of Thomas Kinkade”: https://www.patheos.com/blogs/cultivare/2012/05/the-dark-light-of-thomas-kinkade/ Bob Ross, Have to Have Opposites: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTMxjADudbc