Bob Ross: Soothing TV painter, guru to Millennials, and a ghost hawking Mountain Dew. A postmodern capitalism horror show. Purity. Sounds. Avoidance and/or acceptance of darkness. The roaring 20s will lead to a new war.

Bob Ross paints and then drinks a bottle of Mountain Dew:

Paula Abdul dances with Gene Kelly for Diet Coke:

Alston Ramsay, “Sex, Deceit, and Scandal: The Ugly War Over Bob Ross’ Ghost”:

Bob Ross, “Island in the Wilderness”:

Bob Ross, “Secluded Bridge”:

Thomas Kincaid, The Painter of Light:

Daniel Siedell, “The Dark Light of Thomas Kinkade”:

Bob Ross, Have to Have Opposites: