Church Sign Epic Fails, “Chocolate Chip Christ” Edition

Church Sign Epic Fails, “Chocolate Chip Christ” Edition 2012-11-04T04:40:49+00:00

Life is like a box of chocolates; it’s good, but eventually it’ll kill you. Have fun!

No, no, no, of course this isn’t confusing our idolatry of college sports with our faith. Be serious.
I kinda want to go hear this sermon, just to figure out what the hell they’re talking about.
Points for attempted poetics, but I’m pretty sure this is a little more empire-y than i tend to like my churches.
This is all the way from down under. Apparently tradies are trade workers, like blue-collar professionals. And, yeah, bigots are still just bigots.

Umm, can I phone a friend on this one?
A little piece of me just died inside. And now I’m sharing that gift with you. Enjoy!

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