Laughing in Disbelief
Representative Matt Gaetz was escorted out of Disney World by security officers after his hand lingered on the breast of a yet unnamed aquatic Disney princess. The incident occurred right on Main Street USA in front of many. Gaetz offered the underaged royal hush money directly deposited into her Venmo account, but she wasn’t having any of it. The royal family is pressing charges. Her father said, “When my lawyers are through with him, he’s going to wish he was sleeping with the fishes.”
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