Laughing in Disbelief
A new report states South Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham has been trapped in a closet for decades. Not only is the man living in a tiny space, but he says he’s thriving. “I don’t see why more people like me don’t live in a similar fashion. In fact, that’s why I’m a Republican. Some folks need to be hidden away.”
LGBTQ activists are gobsmacked with the senior senator from the deeply red state. They are also concerned Graham’s hotplate may cause a fire.
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