Church Sign Epic Fails, “Surgically Altered” Edition

Church Sign Epic Fails, “Surgically Altered” Edition February 24, 2013

There are only two things I can’t stand: people who are intolerant of other cultures, and the Dutch…

This is officially the most awesome church sign fail I’ve ever found. Oh, and P.S., I asked them, and circumcision apparently doesn’t count. WHEW!
Good news is, like an unsharpened pencil, you can still use life without God to stick in your ear and reach those out-of-the-way itchy parts. Feels soooo good…
Remember, kids, when you asked me what the word ‘ironic” meant? There you go.
Every single joke I came up with for this one simply didn’t pass censorship muster. So take a moment and think up your own…you sick bastard.
The Church tried bundling and reselling Heaven stock as Christian Credit Default Swaps, but then folks started to realize what they were selling was based on falsely inflated value. *POP* goes the bubble!
Yes, if only God thought of me as some magical dog food vending machine, that would be so awesome!
Had I heard this back in high school, the damn thing might have fallen clean off. And the lesson here, kids, is moderation in all things. Never mind what the Adventists say.

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