These are all things making me laugh revolving around the world of Evangelicalism, Quiverfull and life in general. Putting them all in one post.
First up, Dave Daubenmire. We’re only talked about him a handful of times, even as the things rolling out of his mouth many times sound like he’s trolling the world by pretending to be the world’s more insane Christian. Remember recently when Dave was proclaiming that allowing blacks into the royal family is sinful? Then he claims to have been defrauded by JLo and Shakira’s Superbowl performances and started threatening to sue the NFL. He’s baaack and now he’s claiming that Shakira opened a portal and the sin cooties got him.
Translation: Shakira made him have awkward pants feels.
Dude, take the Duggar approach, yell “NIKE!” and look at your sneakers when beautiful Hispanic women show up in revealing clothing and swivel their hips. Right Wing Watch asked the question that made me laugh over this “Did the Super Bowl Halftime Show Open a Portal and Infect Dave Daubenmire With a Demonic Virus?”
Dang, I know Shakira’s hips don’t lie, but that’s a mighty powerful thing accomplished by hips.
“What if there is a [demonic] spirit that accompanies the visual of the pornography?” Daubenmire asked. “What if that opens up, what do they call it? A portal? A threshold? … What if sitting there, watching that soft pornography dance across our TVs, what if there’s a spiritual component to that? What if there is something that comes out of my screen?”
“What if there’s some waves? What if there is something that comes off of that video?” he continued. “What if there’s something, waves or some force that comes off of that? What do they call that stuff? Dopamine. What if that unleashes something in my brain? What if it’s like really and truly infecting me with a virus? What if it is really like that?”
I do not know what the heck Daubenmire is smoking, but it seems to be the same noxious stuff that Charisma magazine must be inhaling judging by an article on evil squid spirits stalking and infecting folks. Uh, try some “Squid Away”?
My poor irony meter was broken the minute I glimpsed this photo from Jed Duggar’s campaign this morning on the Facebook page “19 Scandals and Counting” Jed and other Republicans took cookies to the hardworking members of the Springdale Police Department to curry electoral favor.
…..and this would be the same police department that his older brother Josh Duggar sued after they released records related to his molestation of his sisters. The sweet, sweet irony of this moment! The Duggars must be the most self-unaware people on the planet.
….and finally someone, a rather clueless male, is posting again how if you just give your husband enough sex there would be no pornography or adultery. Thankfully even Lori Alexander’s more toxic posters pointed out the fallacies in his thoughts.
Figures. Lori Alexander only encourages and promotes men who blame women. Not even close to why men turn to those things.
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