Notorious ex-Navy Chaplain blesses Lowes Home Improvement stores

Gordon James Klingenschmitt has previously prayed for Mikey Weinstein and Rev. Barry Lynn to die soon. He recently prayed for Lowes Home Improvement stores to perform well. Click here for the audio recording. *Warning, the first few seconds are intense - turn down the volume. In fact, this transcript is probably safest.* Transcript of Klingenschmitt's prayer: Let us pray, Almighty God, please bless Lowes Home Improvement stores for their wise decision to stop advertising for the TV … [Read more...]

The secular festival where kids will walk on water

Camp Quest is more than just the secular answer to Vacation Bible School. Some even say that such comparisons are false, or not useful. But they aren't the boss of me! At the upcoming Rock Beyond Belief festival, Amy Monsky from Camp Quest South Carolina is going to be running the show for the children's activities. One of the things being offered is bound to teach a lasting lesson. 'Walking on water' is easy Check out this video of kids in New … [Read more...]

They are the Navy SEALS of Christianity

Rod Parsley is a televangelist. Do I need to explain further? http://www.youtube.com/embed/DLL0zFX0Jao? This was right after a Navy SEAL team took out Osama Bin Laden. I understand that preachers often speak topically, so I get the subject coming up. But look at the audience who he describes as 'elite' like the Navy SEALS. The people that he gleefully implies could kick the asses of my friends at 101st Airborne... maybe it's a faith thing. Look at that guy clapping for himself, and … [Read more...]

A nuclear exchange with the USSR could have looked like this

All those people building bomb shelters in Idaho and South Dakota were so stupid HAHAHA!!!! Click to embiggen (Via) Comments at the source also answered some deeper questions. Q: "Whats up with the the middle top areas, the three areas covered in black dots?? What do we have there??" A: Keep in mind that these are just the active launch sites 30 years after the height of the Cold War On a related note, I just happen to be reading Carl Sagan's book about 'nuclear winter' The … [Read more...]

For over 5 years, Soldiers punished for not attending evangelical concerts

Jason C. writes: I was in AIT at Fort Eustis,VA in 2003 and the drill sergeants tried to force everyone to go to a Christian evangelical rock concert . After I spoke up to our platoon leader he brought up to the drill sergeant that some people were not Christian. Everyone was forced to toe the line to pull out our dog tags and show our religious affiliation we had on the tags. Even when I had No Religious Preference on my tags I was questioned and required to tell him I was an atheist . I … [Read more...]

Pat Robertson Versus Doctor Who: “How time works”

A 900 year old alien says crazy things about time. I'm referring to Pat Robertson, obviously. http://www.youtube.com/embed/yjTcFz5BPuM? I dare Pat Robertson to make less sense. He's babbling aimlessly about a topic he clearly doesn't understand. He's an inexplicably powerful man in the United States. Everything he says is some combination of shocking and stupid. You guys are usually brutally honest. I just made this video, what do you guys think? … [Read more...]

Army medic “has seen Christianity, Judaism, and Islam in action…Frankly, I’ll pass.”

Mikey Weinstein, President of the Military Religious Freedom Foundation, shared something with me today. He shared a report in USA Today that  speaks about the statistical trend away from traditional religious identities. MRFF is an important - albeit religiously neutral - ally to the secular community and fierce defender of the US Constitution. But Mikey saw something that he knew I'd appreciate: Paul Morris, an Army medic at Fort Bragg in North Carolina and veteran of six tours in … [Read more...]

Large dresser $50, seller promises it is *NOT HAUNTED*

Local Craigslist strikes again. This time I think the seller is funny, and not insane (in stark contrast to the others). The ad reads: Large DRESSER- Not Haunted - $50 This is a large dresser that has durable drawers. It has wear on the top left, lower left corner, and is missing a knob. Otherwise, it is very solid. It is about 48' wide. I have my cell phone in the picture for size. It isn't haunted, the orbs in the photo are from dust, not ghosts.  The image is below the … [Read more...]

Whitney Houston is kind of deep

Did I say deep? I meant derp. Apparently "I believe the children are our future" is the 1st line from the song Greatest Love of All. … [Read more...]

AFA: Gays in the military are all threats to national security

Bryan Fischer at the American Family Association has lost his damn mind. http://www.youtube.com/embed/24CS5YIOAxc? "...every homosexual represents a heightened security risk" This guy is ridiculous. Obviously he is way off and unethical here. You can expect that from this bunch. But let's just follow his premise and statements to their logical conclusion. He is referring to the repeal of DADT as treasonous. He states that the threat gays pose to national security is "just one more reason … [Read more...]